Gonzo and Miss Piggy? -- "Yuckaa!" Pig says.

From the earliest days of The Muppet Show, a certain pig had a certain crush on a certain frog, and a certain weirdo had an somewhat more uncertain crush on said same pig. Sending her flowers, writing her sonnets, hiding in her dressing room...could Miss Piggy have asked for a more perfect suitor than Gonzo the Great (aka, The Great Gonzo)???

Psst, the correct answer is 'YES!'

Yes, she could ask for a green, flippered, goggle-eyed suitor who had her swept off her feet from the moment she first laid eyes (and gloves) upon him. But what became of her original suitor...*ahem*...stalker, Gonzo? Well, he met a perfect chicken, and Piggy was history. Here is a secretly recorded clip from Miss Piggy's dressing room the day that Gonzo decided to, er, break up with her, and she decided to, er, break him up.