Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Photo gallery

Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then prop your flippers on a pillow and we'll take a look back over the (rose scented!) romance scrapbook (handmade paper, too, so keep your fingerprints to yourself, buster!).


Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog recreate one of Hollywood’s hottest couples, Cleopatra and Marc Anthony. "The best part about the shoot was all the jewelry that I get to keep," said Miss Piggy, but it was her director and on-screen lover, Kermit the Frog who answered our next question. "Oh—that’s easy. The hardest part was peeling all those grapes."


"Oh Kermie! Look! Look! It’s just like I always dreamed! What a beautiful room! What a beautiful—Kermie? Kermie! You’re not looking!"



"Wow, Miss Piggy. You look very, um, nice tonight."
"Thank vous, Mon Capitan." *Sigh* "You have the most adorable ping-pong eyes…."

"C’mere you! I’ve been waiting the whole movie to kiss the bride!"
"Oooh! Look, Kermie! Photographers!"
"Piggy!"



"I’m ready for my closeup, Kermie."
"Okay, work it Honey! That’s right! Put your foot a little further back, purse those puckery lips and say "Truffles!"



Piggy: "Oh, save me, Kermie, um, Flash! Save me, oh save me oh—say! Do those cute little boots come in my size?"
Rizzo the Rat (as Ming the Merciless): "Darn—there goes the barbeque."



The media love Miss Piggy almost as much as the red carpet does, and she loves the media almost as much as she loves chocolate! Here, Kermit the Frog (behind top hat) and Miss Piggy part the crowd to get to their limo on Oscar night.


Business is booming when Miss Piggy is the cover story! Kermit the Frog (pictured between hat and scarf) minds a news stand on a blustery morning in Manhattan.



Miss Piggy delighted armed (and legged) servicemen when she parachuted right onto center stage in to the USO show. Her arrival was greeted with enthusiastic applause. Said Miss Piggy, "I was aiming for the mess hall."


Kermit and Frog and Miss Piggy share a quiet moment at Christmastime. No debates about red or green this Christmas!


"Forget Victoria's secret! We have an exclusive look inside the inner sanctum of one of Hollywood's hottest leading women! Our cover story: What inspired a pig to get into movies?"


The new look for spring is bold! Daring! And covered in cute little frogs!


Kermit and Miss Piggy pose for photographers after their wedding.

Said Mr. the Frog, "That went better than expected."
Said Mrs. the Frog, er, Miss Piggy, "This is the happiest day of his life!"


Stepping out with a star, sad times bye-bye! Kermit and Frog and Miss Piggy trip the light fantastic in this Broadway number, while the chorus line of rats just tries not to trip. Said Miss Piggy, "Who invited these bozos into our big number?"

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