A message from our sponsor

As anyone could tell you, where there is love, there are moonlit nights, long-stemmed roses, and champaigne with straws. Where there is love, there are also love-birds, calling a song.

Love-birds have always been the single biggest sponsors of love, and when we called their spokesman...he was out to lunch, so we lent on our very own, personal birds, The Muppet Penguins, to give us a few words on the subject of love.

"Quack quack quack, quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack? Quack quack quack quack quack; quack, quack, quack quack. Quack quack quack quack! Quack, quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack. Quuuackkk! Quack quack quack...quack! Quack, quack, quack. Quack quack."

Special thanks goes out to the penguins for those kind words.